Schtick or No Schtick

Captain Vegas Lonelyheart. His lady moved to Chile and came back and wants no more to do with him.

[awful google transcript]
"Hey guys, and the her this is Whiskey Prophet, zide. I guess you guys for the bar. Alright I got a card from you guys have a part of the of the night and I just wanted to leave her a revert room message, so, so here's my, she, dick, Jewish word for deal. Hey believe stick. Anyway, yes, Hey girl, I have a musician, hey this is. I suppose. Everybody in Portland and I says there's this young lady who and this will Foundling believe me, and I know I will you know. Go ahead and say that this does sound lame to everyone into baby seems flash reading whatever and a league I I I moved up here for Reno, Nevada a while ago and and. Ice, and I has really see of this girl for 5 months 5. Solid months talking on the phone everyday and they she moved to Chile. Okay so this is completely Rachel, status no good. Whatever new is gonna happen. So anyway bro 555 moved shortly and my stick. She had her date. I don't know if if you haven't called me 4 months say she got back older. I called when she got back. I knew, because. Facebook is genius. I knew she got back and I called there. Do you know if you were conversations and then you know that. Just call me back in 4 months. I'd skill early so I figured I'd call you guys instead of calling her just so that I can about that. Alright, have a good night."