Whiskey Prophets

If I didn't drink...

2010-04-05T12:49:00.000-07:00

More singing from somebody. I do enjoy a good song. Sorry we are a little late this week, but it's not like to many people are paying attention.

[awful google transcript]
You can you do, and her mother ahead. Matthew very nervous date in you knew didn't even know rules. I had a chance man in the evening weirding me again is the along from insight into and so he's gonna is bar. Yeah call. Very on some or it's G hair Marine new hey man.

This bird you cannot change.

2010-04-02T07:15:00.000-07:00

Got a little sing song for y'all. This man may be channeling some serious ghosts.

[awful google transcript]
"Hale, or yes, hey hello hello, yo, yo to hello. Bye. So ya, Kirk, yeah, like your own, Hello yeah, yo. Yes saddle. Hey, ya ya slow com for bye hey hey seen better. Yeah yeah hey hey slut know. Ciao, Chris. Yeah. Later."

Baby I got your money

2010-03-31T15:15:00.000-07:00

Easter is coming, so this happened. Enjoy.

[awful google transcript]
"C. P. O. T. V. It's okay, so this is the number here, so if the silence in Detroit salad someone else. Man, I've been trying to tell my dad, so I'm still with us and tell me that his you have in his yahoo. Com thing I knew that investment if I could. Man, I'm assuming that Levi and I've never ever compare you and then but other T T's almost is the that's who works you have Vietnam, then it's just hard core. I love you more than anything. For."

Whatever turns a hangover into a hangunder.

2010-03-29T19:45:00.000-07:00

Oh the demon rum, how she speaks to me. Also she speaks to Larry. I don't know what she's telling him though.

[awful google transcript]
"My name is Larry bowling and I'm calling about. Ideally, we're offering. We're going to get it. Some listeners about my my props to see exit will come true, because yeah i know some things that were written missus Stone and I saw in the Collins and I believe this is gonna be big news for you guys and the process. The is that there'll be no more profit see that ever because we can see into the future, we only live in the moment and if anything I. I think you that I'm just filling up spaces my words right now, so I'll have a good day. I will call back, probably tomorrow."

Say Mac, I hope the meter ain't running...

2010-03-25T23:50:00.000-07:00

Captain Cussypants is out with the brown bottle flu today so I took a crack at the comic. This call is a freakin' gem.

[awful google transcript]
Call #1
Hey and I am actively loser message fun. Only the i'm and I'm like that employment. I'm waiting on braziers remaining parts Nutcracker family sounds great, up right now, cos Lane, this is CNN zero the can, hardware, James you're listening to rap that money for Peter. If you get more drawing cos I'm doing some important to talk with you doing. Okay bye

Call #2
Hey it. I'm at 5 drug designing. Yeah, that it's for a brief chat see they have ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's Whiskey products. Hey, I called your number has dropped off. Can you get a hold take that we have a chance. Hasn't never pick up your phone with you. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Call #3
Hey where where site. It's actually.

If you are this guy, or you know this guy. PLEASE call us again. We love you dearly.

Go Go Gadget Blackout!

2010-03-24T10:28:00.001-07:00

This girl has something to say about the future. I really think you should listen.

[awful google transcript]
"Hey, It's. I'm confused about how this works. Hi response to be telling the future of that sort of profit see it was what I've been watching Specter gadget for the last couple hours and I think I know about the future because I think you know if you sure it's gonna be like inspector edge cos we're gonna have, but computers, and helicopters. That come out of. I had and station Reagan's returning to do. Williams and it's getting really, really great and from the A T T but if we have half its own future, that's okay, so I made some cookies. They had a really good. Hey you guys should try them. Alright I.

[awful google transcript]
"All my god, I forgot to say something we have you ever actually watched the old Inspector Gadget in the very first of this you have a moustache and that he never had a mustache. After that, I think it's because they thought it made him look like a child molester, I just thought you should know that. Bye."

I did not know that, and I agree that he would look rapey. Keep em' coming y'all

Schtick or No Schtick

2010-03-22T12:31:00.001-07:00

Captain Vegas Lonelyheart. His lady moved to Chile and came back and wants no more to do with him.

[awful google transcript]
"Hey guys, and the her this is Whiskey Prophet, zide. I guess you guys for the bar. Alright I got a card from you guys have a part of the of the night and I just wanted to leave her a revert room message, so, so here's my, she, dick, Jewish word for deal. Hey believe stick. Anyway, yes, Hey girl, I have a musician, hey this is. I suppose. Everybody in Portland and I says there's this young lady who and this will Foundling believe me, and I know I will you know. Go ahead and say that this does sound lame to everyone into baby seems flash reading whatever and a league I I I moved up here for Reno, Nevada a while ago and and. Ice, and I has really see of this girl for 5 months 5. Solid months talking on the phone everyday and they she moved to Chile. Okay so this is completely Rachel, status no good. Whatever new is gonna happen. So anyway bro 555 moved shortly and my stick. She had her date. I don't know if if you haven't called me 4 months say she got back older. I called when she got back. I knew, because. Facebook is genius. I knew she got back and I called there. Do you know if you were conversations and then you know that. Just call me back in 4 months. I'd skill early so I figured I'd call you guys instead of calling her just so that I can about that. Alright, have a good night."

A sample from this weekends finest.

2010-03-22T10:50:00.000-07:00

So it's Monday, and this weekend was ripe with prophecy. People are calling, most of them horribly confused. So what I'm going to do, possibly as a consistent Monday post is just give y'all some audio from a few of the best that won't be cartoonified.

Here is a couple of the confused joints from this weekend.

So far coming up this week we have an adorable prophecy about the future, and a man who lost his cab. Stay tuned kids, and keep on drinkin'!

Free T-Shirts

2010-03-19T10:21:00.001-07:00

So we are working on a design for a t-shirt to stimulate some prophecy. The t-shirt will be Remus doing something. Puking, using a phone, treating women like objects. You know, something.

Get your calls in people and we'll send you stuff. Maybe some ridiculous stickers as well.

Flying Car Insurance

2010-03-05T10:46:00.000-08:00

[awful google transcript]
"Danny, I'm pretty sure the you know when it like things are different right? Suppose in 20 years. You know, we've got a flying car, what we gonna do. Then, you gonna buy flying car insurance. Na not, and then it don't work like that now. What you can you do. You gonna, is, you don't by rocket launchers. You gonna buying in bulk. Jesus Christ. This is shitty prophecy. E. I'm Frazier that 16 Whiskeys is the way to go. That's the way to go. That's the future right there. Yeah. Dang you know when there's only Apocalypse comes. I think you know it, it'll it'll it's gonna is gonna surprises. I know it's not gonna be. It's future issue as soon as we like a you know, pretty sure it's gonna be a little boring might be a bit dancing. Yeah prophecy is spoken."

So, google transcripts are freaking awesome and bad. We'll get around to a best of with audio clips sooner or later. Keep them coming in folks!

Fist Post

2010-03-04T14:56:00.001-08:00

So today we embark on a journey to listen to the soul of the drunkard. To give a mouthpiece to any idiot with a phone. Call us! (503) 897-0130, leave a message and we'll share it with the world.